"America's Top Model promotes positve self image for girls" and other lies UPN told me

Memo in my box on Friday:

Free Book Covers from UPN

I, becoming more and more removed from pop culture, actually read on not knowing what UPN was at the moment.

UPN is providing comers promoting the launch of the Americans Next Top Model . . . We hope that these covers can replace those already torn so that you can continue to protect your expensive textbooks.

Read: We hope we can get free advertising and could care less about your textbooks (much like the students).

Americas Next Top Model promotes positive self image for girls that are in the high school age range and teaches them about the challenges people endure for their dreams and careers.

Right. Like the fact that your hair wont flip the right way one day, or it is too neat to properly get that disheveled look. Like worrying that the fact that you have a butt makes you fat. Woe is the life of the top model.

I say: Keep your propaganda out of my school. I will resist and continue to collect brown paper shopping bags and pass down the ancient art of making them into textbook covers.